Chico's Tacos

Chico's Tacos is this hole in El Paso. There's five or six of them and they built a new one on the east side. It's the first Chico's to have bathrooms on the inside. When you go to Chico's you get the taquitos. The taquitos are made of some weird fake meat shit with weird ass super fake cheese stuff. They're served in broth and you add salsa verde.
When they're served it looks kind of like someone threw up in a little cardboard boat. I know this sounds nasty but it is the best food in the world. They are open late on Xmas eve and they get the after mass crowd. It's 1:45 AM and there's a line out the door on Xmas eve. After Chico's the little kids get to open their presents.
Different Chico's have different attributes, I already mentioned the one with indoor restrooms. The one down on Alameda has gang fights. The one on McKray has people wandering around selling jewelery and pinatas. The one on Viscount freaks me out b/c you can see the rats running around the dumpster. I know the rats are at all of them but I don't need to be reminded by having them run around while I eat. The same Selena song has been playing on the Juke box at the Montana location since 1994.
You have to be on the ball at Chico's. If you want a table you have to keep your eyes open. You send one person to stand in line while everyone else wanders around looking for a table that's almost done eating. Then you fight everyone else who's waiting for the table. You have to pay attention b/c if you miss your number they'll give your food to the next order. Since everyone orders taquitos it's easy to merge one order into another. I've been at the Alameda Chico's twice when there's been knife fights in the parking lot and I didn't see either of them b/c it was more important to be watching for my number.
Internet is going to be shaky the next couple days but I'll try to update you on the Chico's tacos. I hope to have eaten two orders before tomorrow morning and at least ten by the end of the week.