A bunch of random stuff has happened to me recently. A judge told me to get a wife and start having kids. He was Raza. That's the Chicano plan for educational advancement. If the sharpest Chicano's breed like good Catholics it'll raise our test scores across the board! It sounds good to me. I just need a wife. If anyone has any clues on how you go about that I'd like to know. Thank you.
I want to explain that just b/c you have a driver's license, it doesn't necessarily mean it's valid. Say you've got a driver's license but you've also had 6 DUII's. Your license, even though you've got it in your pocket, is probably not valid. You were probably also cited for Driving While Suspended. If that's the case your primary worry should be jail time and not license suspension. Another friendly tip from me to you.
Today I learned that the words "who's" and "whose" are like "it's" and "its". No apostrophe on the possessives, just on the contractions. It only took the third year of graduate school for me to figure that out. Man, where's my trophy for being a real smart guy.
Does anyone want to let me live in their house in Guadalajara this summer? For free?
Will anyone let me crash at their place in Berkeley, Oakland, or SF on the weekend of March 4th? I'm paper trained and don't take up much space. I'm warm if you have cold feet.