My Backpack

So I've gone through all the crap in my backpack and removed a good portion of it. I had to basically empty the recycling when I was done. It know weighs significantly less than it did this morning. However it is still heavy enough that if I were to fall into a body of water and Erik Estrada was nearby he would have to take off his gun belt, aviator sunglasses, and motorcycles boots (revealing his pristine white tube socks) and dive in and save me.