'Nuf Said

You want a mopey, sullen endorsement for Kerry? You're an asexual vegetarian who is still undecided? You're so XHardCoreX that you tough guy image can withstand any attack so you put a pink Morrissey sticker on your laptop? Then here is the election analysis you've been waiting for!
It might also cause you to hum Shoplifters of the World for the rest of the day.