Hooter's Girls

Downtown Portland has a square that's referred to as "Portland's living room". I was walking by this afternoon and there was some kind of rally going on. I couldn't see what was going on but it looked sports related and the Hooter's Girls were there. Today's weather in Portland was kind of cold, grey, and misty. I thought, what could beat the pleasures of wearing a tanktop and hotpants and getting gawked at in the cold rain? Then the answer hit me, not being at the restaurant serving food so you don't get tipped.
When I crossed the street past the square I could see the Hooter's Girls. They had on rain gear instead of the uniform. It cracked me up. I started to think what a real local version of a Hooter's would be like, pasty girls instead of fake N bakers, baggy REI pants instead of shorts, fleece instead of tanktops, and then I realized I was just thinking about McMenamin's. Which I think I'll go to right now.
Also check out George W. Bush's medals from his tour in the Texas National Guard.