A few minutes ago I was just some unemployed slob with a graduate degree and a hangover.
Now, I'm a freaking lawyer. Jesus Christ in a chicken basket, I'm a friggin' lawyer.
Friday, September 08, 2006
El Pocho Abogado is an attorney and it's go time. He revels in the springeresque world of domestic relations law and is no longer able to be shocked. He's currently scanning myspace for pictures of opposing parties doing bong hits with their children. He would like some Carne Asada Tacos. He is interested in Rock N Roll, the news, and La Causa. If you are new wave then he is single. Email El Pocho Abogado
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7 Comments:
I guess the test results came in.
Congratulations, man!
If I bring you a poster that advertises: 1) the LSAT preparation course offered by a certain large, academic test preparation corporation, as well as 2) a law-school readiness class being offered by a large private corporation which is known for specialzing in BAR-prepraratory courses, could you use it in a suit? It clearly indicates that these two corporations are colluding to divy up the market to their mutual benefit, and to the exclusion of competitors. The fact that such a printed poster exists indicates their inentionality.
Can we sue the people who did the landscaping in front of our building? What about the roofers?
Can you fix a ticket for me, and by "fix a ticket," I mean, could you get the 2 kilos of coke the police found underneath my seat when I foolishly gave them permission to search my car thrown out of court? And could you do it pro bono, because I'm a little short this month.
Just kidding. Congratulations! The Justice System just got better.
AMEN!!! Now can you get me some of that aforementioned chicken? Heretofore I demand chicken! Come home soon and we'll celebrate! Good work us!
Yay Antonio!!!! Rock on indeed!!!!!!
Congratulations, Antonio! And I'm loving reading about your experiences in NO.
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