Don't want no sugar in my coffee

I cleaned out the microwave today. We would rather not talk about it. I’m not going to have a salad with Roquefort dressing for a while though.
I’ve been working as a waiter again, and doing some contract work. The contract work is in criminal defense. I’ve done work for an accused rapist, child molester, and murderer. They have been nicer on average than most of my tables.
The neighborhood I work in has fewer coffee shops than my neighborhood. That’s not to say it doesn’t have a lot, but I wanted a cup of coffee today and got angry that I would have to walk at least three blocks to get it. Welcome to Portland, if you can’t see a Starbucks then your eyes must be closed.