Chaffing season

I was walking around this weekend and on two separate occasions I saw very obese men wearing those UtiliKilt things. This immediately brought to mind the Simpsons episode where Homer got really fat so that he could work at home. Neither of the two men had fat guy hats, but the kilt is just one short step away from a mumu. Quickly glancing at Utilikilt's webpage they specifically make kilts with a beergut adjusted waist band and list freedom from chaffing as a selling point. This is totally a gateway mumu.
I also saw a photocopied flier taped to a lightpost at the park advertising for games and activities for children. This creeped me out. The park has a little building with all the official park services in it. So when there's arts and craft day at the park it occurs at that building. This had no information establishing that it was sponsored by the parks and rec department and there wasn't a similar advertisement/flier by the park services building. I believe evil clowns are behind it. I imagined some creepy NAMBLA member setting up his own little arts and craft deal in the park and asking children to sit on "Uncle Mo's" lap.