Food Network

Weekends are kind of a treat because I have some time to watch Food Network, unfortunately Rachel Ray always seems to be on. She drives me up the wall, she behaves like a bad child actor with exaggerated facial expressions, she has a stoner laugh, and her cooking (if you can call it that) consists mostly of heating up various cans of food and dowsing it with E.V.O.O. Now if you're going to make up a snappy acronym for something then don't freaking immediately repeat what the acronym stands for. It makes the acronym pointless and it makes you sound like Rachel Ray.
I wish they'd put on Nigella Lawson instead. Actually I wish they just had a Nigella network, maybe with appearances by Anthony Bourdain and the girl from Everyday Italian. That would be perfect.